i love cats
everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby
"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."
My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?” Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”
YES CAT YES SLAY HIM
|—||Winston Churchill (via spookybeardycoxmilkshakeman)|
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
"Modern".AU: Ax discovers what selfie is.
"So glad you can’t do duckface."
Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:
If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.