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cheshiregrins:

i love cats

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

tyleroakley:

YES CAT YES SLAY HIM

tyleroakley:

YES CAT YES SLAY HIM

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.
Winston Churchill (via spookybeardycoxmilkshakeman)

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

charley-wng:

INKTOBER.20.2014 
"Modern".AU: Ax discovers what selfie is. 
"So glad you can’t do duckface."

charley-wng:

INKTOBER.20.2014 

"Modern".AU: Ax discovers what selfie is. 

"So glad you can’t do duckface."

plant-strong:

Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

gallifreyan-detective:

Requested by Anon.