Have I convinced you to watch Battlefield yet
i’m sorry but teenagers lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Just think, space mermaids trying to seduce and lure astronauts and so forth to take off their helmets for kisses, ahhhhh
the gay agenda
or as i call it
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
A few of my favorite activities.
i like how they put capitalism in fun letters
i rly need this framed on my wall
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
MAKE LOKI FIX IT
Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.
Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.
Accurate post is accurate.
Clyde Langer + my emotions